
The Column
December, 2000
PP. Been a while since you sent a column in Brian?
BK. Regarding the football articles,
what a let down I am, what can I say, events in the
last couple of months have kept me busy
PP. So what have you been up to then?
BK. Ex-pro gets a phone call from
Sky Sports during a normal week of ripping down ceilings,
walls and clearing loads of shit.
Brian would you be interested in coming
down to London, get soaking wet and take a penalty in
a car park against an ex Brookside star?
Are you taking the piss was my first reaction,
but after they told me more about what they wanted it
sounded more feasible.
There was one problem, I had to get back
to Huddersfield for the Press Association statistics
work at 2 pm on the Saturday.
Sky Sport said that if they could sort
something out would I be interested then?
Of course!
Two days later they rang back.
Sorted Brian. Car to take you to the airport
in Manchester, flight down to London Heathrow, stay
over night in a hotel near the airport, (which just
happened to be round the corner from the studios). Car
to pick you up in the morning take you to the studio
take the penalty, car takes you to the airport, fly
back to Manchester and a car will take you to McAlpine
Stadium for the game.
And that is exactly what happened.
Had a ball and a laugh but bloody hell am
I getting old or what? The grand total age of the whole
crew at Sky Sport, which consisted of about twenty people,
was 10.
Slight exaggeration but not far off.
Since that short TV performance I have been
invited down again - same travel scenario, but this
time I had to chase two guy's called the Venga Boys
through some park in the middle of London in the pouring
rain.
You had to be there to appreciate this one
Peter.
PP. What about your Academy work
with Huddersfield Town?
BK. The Huddersfield Town Under 14's
team have been having a bit of an eventful time.
Sunderland away and Sunderland's first team
had just beaten Newcastle 2-1,
I had been told that, when working for the
academy, coaches are not to swear at the students and
not to pick on players and just treat them with kid
gloves.
My team talk consisted of "Lads, Newcastle
got beat by these yesterday, so it would mean a lot
to me if you went out there and give this lot hell"
So off they went and no word of a lie they
were brilliant and beat them! After the game I called
them across and told them to close in around me.
They thought they were going to get a bollocking
but all I said to them in a crouched position with one
fist clenched was "Yes you f*!*!!g beauties!" and they
all went away laughing their heads off.
The next week it was a different story
- beaten 5-1 didn't try a leg. Don't mind the lads losing
as long as they try their best. I didn't say anything
after the game. Barnsley of all teams!
Well I know now why, as a player, there
was a few days in which all we did was run and that
is exactly what I did with them during that week.
After the two training sessions we had a
meeting where I told them that I had never felt as bad
as that this season, and so disappointed, in them, but
worst of all I hated just running players.
The lesson was don't do the running on the
Sunday, do it on the Wednesday and Thursday.
But to be fair they knew I wasn't happy
and they ran their hearts out without a moan.
Test of character - Sheffield Wednesday
at home and they looked like brick shithouse doors compared
to our lads.
But ten minutes into the game three of their
players were rolling around on the floor after wholehearted
challenges from our lads and yes they did their running
on the Sunday this week and won 3-2 - chuffed to death!
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