Bill and Ben Do Smack!
Bill and Ben come out to play,
They've found a Syringe on the farm today.
Weed say's "You'll come to no harm,
Just stick that needle your arm".
As there eye's Kaleidoscope,
Weed turns into a periscope.
Bill says to Ben" Man this is fun"
Looking at a baby in the sun.
Ben says " what cosmic visions,
Coloured beings with televisions".
They hug each other like good buddies,
Having created Teletubbys.
Then Noo Noo the vac gets bigger and bigger,
They look in terror and start to shiver,
And then to make things worse,
Bill finds Ben has overdosed.
Noo Noo comes to suck them up,
Bill in panic says "oh ****"
This is why there not on telly,
They're tucked away in Noo Noos belly.