THE NEWS AT NEV. Read by Eric Fattang Fazoofoy.
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Rioting Breaks Out in Sandwich Bar.
A man from Netherton is in a prison cell this evening after inciting a riot. The man, a Mr N. Hudson said it was all a big misunderstanding and nothing to do with him.
Mr Hudson is said to have been at work at 9 am going around
workmate’s asking what they would like from the shop.
Mr Hudson then jumped upon his trusty bike, one of those god-awful things that fold into two with a basket on the front and two flat tyres.
It took him some 20 minutes of arduous pedalling to reach the Whopper Dog Burger & Sandwich bar.
On arrival at the sandwich bar, he got in the queue and waited his turn. Approaching the counter he pulled out the list.
One of the studious employees said, “Don’t bother shouting
the sarnies out, just give us yer list and well mek it up
from that, and write the prices on too. Is that OK love”.
Promptly Mr Hudson handed over the list with a big innocent
smile. She took the list into the back of the shop.
The sandwiches were presented to Mr Hudson by the proprietor, who then proceeded to punch him in the nose and give him his list back. Mr N. carried on the fight till police came and broke up the fracas.
Mr N., now outside, said to the proprietor “wuth der ell wuth at or”
The proprietor replied “well you wrote the list”
Mr N. Hudson looked in abject disbelief at the list and thereon what was written. It said 1 can of pop, 2 bacon and egg on brown and “DON’T FORGET MY CRISPS YOU C**T”
Mr Hudson was taken away in tears saying “it wasn’t me… it wasn’t me”
He awaits trial.
Finally we would like to wish all of our viewers - especially you GERARD, warm greetings!
This was the News at Ten and I still am Eric Fattang Fuzoofoy.