LATEST NEWS FROM NETHERTON.
THE NEWS AT NEV. Read by Eric Fattang Fazoofoy.
Now live from N.B.C
Der Der Der Dut Der Dut Dut Dut, BONG!
Rioting Breaks Out in Sandwich Bar.
A man from Netherton is in a prison cell this evening after
inciting a riot. The man, a Mr N. Hudson said it was all a
big misunderstanding and nothing to do with him.
Mr Hudson is said to have been at work at 9 am going around
workmate’s asking what they would like from the shop.
Approaching the last of the said workmates, the telephone
rang and Mr Hudson answered it.
On his return the workmate approached him placing the money
and list in his top overall pocket saying, I quote “ you’re
ok Neil, I’ve written on the list what I want”.
Mr Hudson then jumped upon his trusty bike, one of those
god-awful things that fold into two with a basket on the front
and two flat tyres.
It took him some 20 minutes of arduous pedalling to reach
the Whopper Dog Burger & Sandwich bar.
On arrival at the sandwich bar, he got in the queue and waited
his turn. Approaching the counter he pulled out the list.
One of the studious employees said, “Don’t bother shouting
the sarnies out, just give us yer list and well mek it up
from that, and write the prices on too. Is that OK love”.
Mr Hudson is said to have been overwhelmed at their hospitality.
Promptly Mr Hudson handed over the list with a big innocent
smile. She took the list into the back of the shop.
It is said that black looks began to appear from the cooking
area of the shop directed toward Mr Hudson who couldn’t understand
the problem.
The sandwiches were presented to Mr Hudson by the proprietor,
who then proceeded to punch him in the nose and give him his
list back. Mr N. carried on the fight till police came and
broke up the fracas.
Mr N., now outside, said to the proprietor “wuth der ell
wuth at or”
The proprietor replied “well you wrote the list”
Mr N. Hudson looked in abject disbelief at the list and thereon
what was written. It said 1 can of pop, 2 bacon and egg on
brown and “DON’T FORGET MY CRISPS YOU C**T”
Mr Hudson was taken away in tears saying “it wasn’t me… it
wasn’t me”
He awaits trial.
Finally we would like to wish all of our viewers - especially
you GERARD, warm greetings!
This was the News at Ten and I still am Eric Fattang Fuzoofoy.
Good Night.
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