LATEST NEWS FROM NETHERTON.
And now the N.B.C. early evening news.
Good evening.
TOM CRUISE WRITES FOR HUDDERSFIELD ONE.
Yes tonight we examine an old story that’s come true.
Some years ago a Mrs S. Hudson took her wedding photographs
to work. It was tea break as they sipped on coffee and nibbled
on digestive biscuits they perused the photographs.
One of the observant colleges said “doesn’t Mr Neil Hudson
look like Tom Cruise?”
It is reported that Mrs S. Hudson collapsed with laughing
saying, “you really are taking the Mickey now. He must have
been a very hung over or beaten up the morning you saw Tom
Cruise.”
BUT
It has been reported that tonight Tom Cruise is said to sick
to death of people tapping him on the shoulder saying “Its
you isn’t it, That Mr Neil Hudson that writes for that fabulous
web site Huddersfield One”.
His reply to these people was “NO… I’M TOM F*****G CRUISE!”
He was lead away by security and is resting at home.
His wife Nicole Kidman is said to be in a confused state and
can’t work out which one is which.
Mr Neil Hudson is said to be delighted.
That was the news.
Good Evening.
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