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JACK FOXES EVERYONE.
Good Evening.
We follow the story of a big misunderstanding.
Mr J. of Netherton is said to have a two-years-old son who
is finding his feet, so to speak, with talking.
It is alleged that the two-year-old was quoted to be “bouncing
round the lounge like a hyperactive bouncy ball on Red Bull
and Vodka.
Mr S. and Mr N. were said to be “cowering in a quiet corner
watching Walt Disney’s Pinnocchio”.
Jack continued like a Tasmanian Devil with a stick of dynamite.
It came to the point where Pinnocchio met up with Honest John
(a dishonest Fox).
Mr J. stopped the onslaught of damage and destruction. He
is then said to have tippy-toed up to the television and said
“OOOOOOOOOO Doggy”
Mr N. is said to always be keen on informing facts to children
to let them learn.
“No, No, no my sweet little innocent Mr J. That’s a fox”.
Mr N. Stopped and went very cold indeed.
Mr N. shut his eyes slowly hoping to God Jack could say the
word first time. Mr. J looked at his daddy and a huge smile
appeared on his face.
He pointed to the TV and the word fok was born.
He continued with the carnage and disaster but enhanced it
with a “fok…..Fok…..Fok, Fok, Fok”.
Grandma came for tea “FOK”
Mr J. met Mr S's headmistress “ FOK, FOK”
Mr J. saw the vicar who christened him “FOK, FOK, FOK”.
Mr N. is said to be on a bottle of whiskey per day now, but
as for Mr J. the sea did part and he did see the light.
There is no better pronunciation of the word FOX in the whole
of Christendom now.
A happy ending to tonight’s story.
Goodnight.
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