LATEST NEWS FROM NETHERTON.
G.M.N.T.V., (GOOD MORNING NETHERTON TV.)
PLINKY PLONKY>>>>> PLINKY PLONKY.
Its 7:30 am and it's a good morning to you all,
even you at no 30 Wicker Street.
First its time for the Netherton weather.
IF YOU'VE GOT A WINDOW, OPEN IT AND HAVE A LOOK!
NEWSFLASH!
Reports are just coming in about a major incident!
Firemen are leaving the scene of a clean up operation
at a house in Netherton this morning belonging to a Mr N.
Hudson.
Reports are that he allegedly left his youngest son Jack in
his bedroom playing, his father having omitted to shut the
safety gate on his door.
He was reported to be sorting out his eldest son Sam.
Mr N. is said to have been uneasy at the amount
of quiet there was, in his happy and noisy house. Thinking
the safety gate was shut; he carried on without checking.
Sam's Shoes and socks were on now and what a smart little
boy he was.
Mr N got a sudden urge for the bathroom and promptly opened
the lounge door which looks onto the bathroom door.
Mr N. stood in horror as he heard the words "wet..Water..Sham…norty."
Jack had been dipping the Hudson's sponges in the toilet and
squeezing them on the floor. He was alleged to be covered
from head to toe in watery blue bog type water and stood in
a puddle quarter of an inch deep.
The words "AHHGGGG" were heard in Brockholes, Huddersfield.
A Mr Pete reported to the police "a shout like a bloke had
just found his lad in watery blue bog type material"
In blind panic Mr N. called the emergency services
immediately. On arrival The emergency services surveyed the
situation carefully and have commented "he acted like a T**T,
and is being billed for misuse of the emergency services".
Mrs S. is said to have said " the emergency services
are correct and I have to live with him".
Sammy Chung
G.M.N.T.V News.
Thank-you Mr Chung and that's the latest.
Plinky Plonkey.
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