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Good evening here is the N.B.C. News.…
MASS HYSTERIA IN PUBLIC GENTS LAVATORY.
Good evening
Tonight’s story is one that could shock this entire nation.
It is a story of causing a laugh no matter what the consequences.
A Mr N. is said to have been out and about with family on
the seaside front at Bridlington. It was a crisp winter’s
morn in January, the sun shone and the seagulls sang.
The front at Bridlington was packed full of holidaymaker’s
looking at the winter sun. “Lovely day dad isn’t it,” said
Mr N. wiping an icicle of the end of his nose on his thick
woollen mitten. His father agreed.
As they walked they passed the public conveniences.
Looking at one another, they thought they should pay a call
and relieve themselves. Entering the public conveniences Mr
N. noticed other sunbathers and swimmers dressed in the same
woolly hats, gloves and duffel coats.
There was a long line at the urinal but just enough for Mr
N. and his father to squeeze at the end.
An idea came to Mr N. in a flash. He had seen this scene
in a Kenny Everett sketch. Mr N. had no choice but to execute
the terrible plan.
Taking a sharp intake of breath he started to sing and it
began. “There’s an old mill by the stream Nellie Dean”.
Giggles began, followed by laughter, and followed by mass
hysteria. One man is said to have wet himself laughing.
Mr N. was carried shoulder high from the building.
That was the news this evening.
Good Night.
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