LATEST NEWS FROM NETHERTON.
G.M.N.T.V., (GOOD MORNING NETHERTON TV.)
JACK DISCOVERS THE FRIDGE
Today there are reports that a 2 year old hooligan
caused major damage and destruction.
It is reported that a Mr N. Hudson was in the
shower the time this incident took place. His wife a nurse
was in bed after nights.
Mr Hudson came out of the shower to find his 2 year old son
in the fridge, he was sat on the floor eating grapes.
In horror the said Mr Hudson saw a smashed egg
on the kitchen floor and noticed that more than four eggs
could not be accounted for.
Mr Hudson walked into the dining room to find
two more of the said eggs - one splattered on the floor, the
other all over Sam and his chair.
Sam in shock had smeared the said egg all over
his face and head and had a nearly empty 4 litre carton of
milk in his hand.
On removing the milk carton Sam allegedly put
a hand to his head and said in a quiet voice "oh no".
The other egg was found intact on Jack's bedroom
floor.
On returning to the said kitchen Mr Hudson found
Jack still sat upon the floor.
In his defence he said " Eggs.....Eggs...... Mesh.......Gwapes."
Mr Hudson then placed the said children into the
car and took them to his mums.
Tonight the clean up operation is complete. Mr
Hudson just couldn't be angry, It was so bloody funny.
Fortunately the milk carton had a top on. He found
the cheese in the bin (it stayed there).
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