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Good evening here is the news. Changing Banks. Hello! Tonight we follow the story of Mr N and problems that were caused at the bank. It was the days before BACS Mr N. had ordered the cash for the wages float.
He rang the bank and spoke to a sexy sounding female.
The conversation was taped and this was the following. Mr N. Er, hello, good morning. could I order some cash please? S/S/F Yes of course what can I get you? Mr N. Can I have 1000 in 20s, 200 in 10s and 60 in 5s? S/S/F Yes of course you can Mr N. What time can I, sorry, we be expecting you? Mr N. I will be up around 2 o’clock. S/S/F I will make sure it’s ready. Mr N. Fankyouverymuchgoodbye. Mr N. made sure he was on time. He walked into the bank and presented the cheque. The cashier disappeared and came back with two heavy looking blue bank bags. Mr N. looked puzzled, but didn’t want to say anything just yet.
The young lady came back with another two similar bags. The young lady looked at Mr N and smiled, "just another 5" she said. At this point Mr N. felt he should say something. Mr N. Erm what’s this? Cashier Exactly what you ordered. Mr N. Are you sure? Cashier Positive here’s the list 1000 in 20s, 200 in 10s and 60 in 5s. Mr N. suddenly realised that they had given him the entire wage float in 20p coins, 10p coins and 5p coins. The bank had no more change. That was the news that was. Good evening.
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