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Good evening here is the news.
Gran Is Disappointed.
Good evening. Tonight we look at a story of disappointment
and shattered dreams.
Mrs S. had taken her gran to Leeds shopping. As they slowly
walked into town. Suzanne had noticed a disused car park,
with a sign outside saying that there would be bunjy jumping
later that day. Gran is reported to have said “Id like to
see that”.
Mrs S. and gran are alleged to have gone into Leeds for scones
and tea for dinner and promptly returned to see this spectacle.
They saw the first person put in the bosons chair and lifted
to a height of some 100 feet. Gran was fascinated by this
and commented how brave the young man was.
The countdown began from 10 to zero. At the set time the
man leapt from the afor mentioned bosons chair. The man plummeted
to earth and bounced merrily up and down.
Gran looked at Mrs S. and commented “Well I don’t reckon
nothing to that”. Mrs S. enquired what she meant. Gran had
no choice but to explain,
“Well he’s tied on”. Mrs S. in utter bewilderment was reported
to shout
“OF COUSE HE’S TIED ON”. Gran still maintained she expected
something far more impressive.
In Fits of laughter Mrs S. Exclaimed, “He’s not While E Coyote
you know”. Clearly Gran had wished for a more colourful end.
That was the news as we saw it.
Thank you. Goodnight.
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