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Good evening here is the news from NBC.

Tonight we have a quick flash with a heart warming tale.

Young Boy from Netherton lets the air to his legs.

Mr S. was at school, he had just been to the toilet doing business.

Being disabled he has a care assistant. The care assistant had for once omitted to put Mr S’s belt back on.

To enable him to walk, he uses a rolator (a Zimmer frame on wheels).

He set about stretching his legs around the playground.

The sun shone down on this idyllic scene and Mr S. was happy to be walking around.

Then he spotted  his old nursery teacher and set about racing toward her with a huge smile.

It was then the mishap occurred!

As he ran, his trousers slowly but perceptibly began to drop, first to the knee and then to the ankles.

Keeping complete control and balance he carried on at a somewhat slower pace (considering he was running with his feet tied together).

Then the real problem begun as his underpants followed suit.

When interviewed afterwards the teacher said “I've never been greeted in such a way before” as Sam laughed hysterically with the other school children.

That was the quick news from NBC.

Goodnight.

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