Stormy Weather At St Andrews
The
X60 Express bus from Leven to St Andrews has a seating capacity
of fifty-one and every seat was taken.
I estimate the average age of my fellow travellers was 60
which means, between them, they have had three thousand and
sixty years experience at the University of Life and yet hardly
a word was spoken during the thirty minute journey apart from
the state of the weather outside, which was atrocious.
The roads were flooded, walls had collapsed due to the strength
of the wind and the sheep in the fields were having swimming
lessons!
On
the Tay Bridge at Dundee 80 m.p.h. gales had upturned a workman's
hut and a bakers van, and the wild geese at Kinross decided
to give migration a miss.
"Wind and rain causes pain, it's insane, wind and rain."
Weather and sex are the most common topics of conversation
on the planet, everybody's hooked on it and I've come to the
conclusion that we were given a brain the size of a walnut
just in case it rained on in bed!
The fifty walnuts on this bus have dried up, and the ancient
University town of St Andrews looks magnificent with its backdrop
of the Firth of Forth, as we rumble over the crest of the
hill on the outskirts, and past the West Port Gateway to the
bus station.
St Andrews has existed for more than 1000 years.
As Cennrighmonaid (meaning "head of the Queens mount")
it is first on the record in the 8th century, when it was
an early settlement of the Celtic or Culdee Church.
Later it became a centre of pilgrimage to the shrine of St
Andrew, Scotland's patron saint, who gave his name to the
medieval burgh.
 
For more detailed information about the town why not visit
St Andrews Museum, Kinburn Park, Doubledykes Road, Telephone
(01334) 412690. Admission is free and it is open all year
round.
SCOTLAND'S
BEST KEPT SECRET
(exert from the official brochure)
Visit Scotland's underground nuclear command centre, near
St Andrews, and discover the twilight world of the government
cold war.
The amazing labyrinth, built 100 feet below ground, and encased
in 25 feet of reinforced concrete, is where central government
and military commanders would have run the country had the
UK been attacked and nuclear war broken out.
The innocent looking farmhouse building, conceals the entrance
to Scotland's best kept secret for over 40 years.
The bunker contains two cinemas, cafeé, operations
rooms, RAF and royal Observer Corps Centre plus much more.
All authentic memorabilia.
The
University of St Andrews is the oldest in Scotland, originating
in 1410 AD, and the students have been represented down
the decades by such famous rectors as Andrew Carnegie,
Sir James Barrie and, more recently, John Cleese and Frank
Muir.
The American Declaration of Independence
in 1776 was signed by three alumni of St Andrews University
and John Bain cast the first dollar sign ever used in
America in 1797.
The town is invaded by English students
during term time, so if you want to see Sassenachs in
kilts, come on over.
I've even seen a China man in a kilt here, what an unusual
sight!
Kilts have become so popular, internationally,
that the kilt makers cannot keep pace with demand,so a
new NVQ educational qualification in kilt making is being
established in Oban - honest.
Let's hope Mel Gibson doesn't become a transvestite in
his next movie!
So here I am struggling against the wind and rain in St
Andrews cobbled streets, thinking about a malt whisky tasting
festival in Crail which I missed....... ah well.
The layout of this town retains the features of a medieval
town and is a perfect blend of wynds, courtyards, streets
andcloses, conveying the mood of a typical old Scottish Burgh.
The mood I am in at the moment is typical of a cold,
wet, freezing, windswept individual and I'm forced to abandon my
wanderings for the moment but, luckily, I find shelter in a local
inn called the Featherie and Firkin so I may as well have a wee
refreshment while I'm here.
Guess what it said on the bar staff's Tee-Shirts?
Yes, you are right again,
"We give good head at the Firkin", " I pull
behind the Firkin bar" and " I'd rather be Firkin
than working."
On the walls there are pictures of golf, golf, golf and the
beer tastes good, good, grrrreat!
St
Andrews western approaches are dominated by its four golf
courses, and by the Old Course Hotel, opened in 1968.
The origins of golf in St Andrews is dated c.1552 and the
oldest golf course in the world is the Old Course, of course,
so if you fancy a round (make mine a pint!), the home of golf
is the place to be, especially if you like wearing funny hats?
The round at the Firkin was followed by a firkin wander
to the Castle, where the preacher George Wishart was burned
alive for heresy in 1546 and became a martyr for the Protestants
who took over the Castle, and their power made St Andrews
a haven for dissidents, where John Knox found his power as
a preacher and was able to preach undisturbed.
It was one of Knox's sermons which incited the Presbyterians
to sack St Andrews cathedral in 1559.
The cathedral now lies in ruins.
Down
at the sea wall it's on with the hat, scarf and thermal gloves
and, as the Americans say, the sea looks swell - but they
were keeping their distance from the crashing waves, cowards.
The dreaded 95 bus to Leven is waiting, in the bus station,
to take me home so I must tear myself away from St Andrews
for today.
The weather has improved dramatically, grey skies are now
blue so I decide to get off the bus at Largo to take a few
photies of hay wheels, sheep and the Firth of Forth in all
its majesty.
See you in Bonnie Dundee!
Wandering Willie
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