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You were asking me some, personal details of myself.

ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?

Even they wouldn’t bother to stoop that low, they would just eliminate me.

My family have disowned me, they claim I’m mad. I have nothing whatsoever to do with them.
They wanted me to get HELP, as they called it. That would mean me on drugs, happy as Larry and seeing the world as the aliens want me to see it.
I haven’t contacted them in years.

At first they thought I was kidding, endless jibes, the force will be with you.
We're coming to junction 42 shall we turn to find the answer?
My brother even asked if I had some white mice.
I cut them off and don’t regret it. They are just sheep like the rest of them.

You don’t want to hear about all this.

Today I will speak of a terrible act undertaken millions of years ago.

The earth - a ball, a zoo or prison without bars?

During the Jurassic stage in the earth’s development, massive reptilian’s walked the earth.
Watching the basics of the strongest surviving, the aliens found this tedious and with little challenge.
There had to be more than, killing eating and making reproduction. Things had to change.

So a master plan was struck.
They developed a warp gravitational distorter.
The construction of this took a thousand years.

 The basics of this machine are simple.
Take a hinged piece of wood and place it at 90 degrees on the floor. Place a golf ball in the corner, reduce the angle from 90 degrees to 0 degrees, the golf ball traverses up the two pieces of wood.
If this is done at extreme speed you have a very efficient slingshot.

Use a generator that produces straight line gravity, put two at an angle in a long enough chamber, and there it is!

The sphere had to be coated with a ceramic combined with plastic that would shed in the firing process.
Without the coating the sphere would burn up in the firing phase.
It took the scientists many years of development.

You can work out the rest.

The asteroid hit earth wiping out most of the life on it, the strongest and most adaptable species survived.
The aliens were delighted as new life was created from their evil doings.
Entire new crops of living things having to adapt to an ice age.

When will they do it again?
Who knows?
When too many of us know I suppose.

I need to go to the bookstore.
I read to stop myself from going insane.
No point reading newspapers, all propaganda and lies.
We live a sci-fi nightmare, so I read gentle stories and poetry, it eases my mind.

I will contact soon.

THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE JUST NOT IN SIDS HEAD!

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